Located in Worcestershire, near Birmingham. You’ll be given full details once you’ve booked.
It Would Be Madness Not To Book!
- Full training included
- Battle the criminally insane and the undead
- Worcestershire location
What can I expect?
Someone thought injecting asylum patients with DNA altering experimental drug cocktails was a great idea, but boy were they wrong! Now we need your help to round up the shambling, moaning mess of not-humanity they’ve become and get them back into their lovely padded cells where they belong. Not going to lie, it’s going to be difficult, and a little terrifying, but we’re sure you’re up for the job. Right?
What happens on the day
You’ll need a filling breakfast, it’s going to be a trying day. Just make sure yo have a strong stomach, this ain’t going to be pretty!
When you arrive, you’ll receive full training on how to cope with the crazy situation at hand, strapped into all manner of different body armours and let loose inside the asylum to flush out all the crazies. And clowns. There are clowns. No, we don’t know why.
Then, you’ll have to go back in and herd them back in to their cells. They’re not going to like this, just so you know. Don’t get locked in cells with them, you’ll only end up needing rescuing. No one wants to be a damsel in distress.
Finally, you’ll be sent out to Search & Destroy. Driven around the compound with tranquilizer guns, you’ll hunt down any that escaped the asylum, sedate them back into submission and hope you get the dosage right. Get it wrong and, well, Turbo-Zombie isn’t a good thing!
Frequently asked questions
Where is the Zombie Asylum?
When can I come and kick zombie arse?
The Zombie Asylum is open for business on Thursday, Friday and Saturday evenings.
Do I need to bring anything with me?
Suitable clothing and sensible footwear, you will be running for your life and you will be getting dirty. Don’t forget to pack your keen eye for a target, you’re going to need it.